Triple Douche - DouchebagS of the Day

Seriously? I'm happy there are folks out there that pride themselves on abstaining from one of the more joyful things in life, but is it really necessary to wear a ring stating how morally superior you are over what comes naturally to all of us? I'd like to see a ratio of ring wearers who actually make it through til marriage and those who last less then 6 months. My guess is the numbers would be staggeringly in favor of failure. I guess we have today's dbags to thank for the phenomenon we call purity. However, with 3 of em one would figure our odds are quite strong getting to see at least two of them falter by way side as a victim to drugs, sex and rock and roll. Who will it be first? Kevin? Joe? Nick? My bet's on the ugly one wearing the femmy ring...

- Cholovista on assignment in the windy city.